DISCLAIMER : this joke is not for the non-geek or the faint-hearted. You’ve been warned.
Q: In every proc, the stack frame is created by PUSH EBP and MOV EBP,ESP instead of ENTER. Why is this?
00405910 /. 55 PUSH EBP
00405911 |. 8BEC MOV EBP,ESP
00405913 |. 56 PUSH ESI
00405914 |. 57 PUSH EDI ; ntdll.7C910738
00405915 |. 5F POP EDI ; kernel32.7C816D4F
00405916 |. 5E POP ESI ; kernel32.7C816D4F
00405917 |. C9 LEAVE
00405918 \. C2 0800 RETN 8
A: The uP is female. You always enter slowly, leave as quickly as possible.
Whatever that means … 
