A lame joke for C++ users, taken from here …
NAME
stroustrup - add unnecessary complexity to language
SYNOPSIS
volatile char *stroustrup(const char *)
DESCRIPTION
stroustrup applies the classic European transformation on
succint grammars. The output string removes all useful
predictability of execution input string. Liberal embell-
ishments applied include anthropomorphic suggestions like
'friend'. Also, the more sexually malformed Freudian conno-
tations like 'private' parts, and pubic, nay, public parts
are featured.
Classically readable grammars may be totally replaced
through the creative use of overloading. Features like rede-
fining '+' to be '-' result in positive enjoyment from the
output, and serve to increase low life programmer time in
the search for meaning.
Useful overall to mask programming simplicity, thereby pro-
viding the unsuspecting manager type with an image of
extreme complexity, resulting in perceived value added
status for the programmer. Most often confused with the
mathematics library function 'rand'.
Ha ha ha …
