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Ada bilangan-bilangan tertentu yang dianggap memiliki arti, misal :

• 4 : kematian
• 7 : keberuntungan
• 13 : kesialan
• 666 : bilangan setan (number of the beast)

Nah, bagaimana dengan 68%™ ? Apakah ini juga tren sesaat™ ? Pake rumus/metode apa sehingga bilangan ini bisa diperoleh ?

He he he entahlah …

BTW, hari gini blom pernah denger 68%™ ??

LOL

Pada kebanyakan teks editor, SciTE misalnya, jika anda sudah membuka suatu file dan membuka file lain, maka file itu akan muncul di tab baru, seperti berikut ini.

Nah, bagaimana melakukan hal yang serupa di gvim ? Setidaknya ada 2 cara untuk melakukan hal ini.

1. Jika gvim belum jalan, jalankan gvim -p <nama file ke-1> <nama file ke-2> … <nama file ke-N>
2. Jika gvim sudah jalan, pastikan anda berada dalam command mode dan bukan editing mode merespon (tekan Esc lalu Shift+: , jika muncul tanda : diujung bawah gvim, berarti gvim sudah berada dalam editing mode). Lalu ketik :tabnew <nama file>. Perhatikan bawa argumen :tabnew adalah satu file saja dan bukan banyak file. Jadi jika anda ingin membuka beberapa file sekaligus, tentu saja anda harus memanggil :tabnew sebanyak jumlah file tersebut.

“VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It’s a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We’re not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

We don’t carry on about how the human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing.

Rather, The Movement presents an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth’s ecology.

As VHEMT Volunteers know, the hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens… us.

Each time another one of us decides to not add another one of us to the burgeoning billions already squatting on this ravaged planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom.

When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth’s biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Nature’s “experiments” have done throughout the eons.

It’s going to take all of us going.”

Err tampaknya ide yang “menarik” ??

Sepertinya perlu lebih banyak WMD kaya gini

~ LOL

Once you become a die hard vimmer, you’ll want to drink your coffee from this mug :

Nice (and quite geeky), isn’t it ? Sure I’d love buy one

Info

Some of my favourite quotes (yes, I forget the references & pretty lazy Googling for those :p ) :

• Revenge is a dish best served cold .
• Resistance is futile.
• The people who were trying to make this world worst are not taking the day off. Why should I ?
• It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
• D’oh !
• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
• A life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those ?
• Overclock it’s like 17 years old girl with big b**bs.. We know it was wrong but we cant stay away from it, we love it so much ..

Yeah the last one is pretty lame … :p

Inget senapan besar Harkonnen yg dipake Seras Victoria di manga Hellsing ??

Ternyata senapan yang kira-kira seperti itu emang ada di dunia nyata, yaitu NTW-20

Hmmm kira-kira Al Qaeda punya “mainan” kaya gitu gak yah ?? …

Udah punya ini :

Nah, apa berikutnya ? Maunya sih ini :

Yup, waktunya menabung lagi …

Berikut ini salah satu disco song yang masih super catchy sampe sekarang ini (termasuk Stayin’ Alive-nya Bee Gees dan That’s The Way-nya KC & The Sunshine Band)

Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
there’s no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel …

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I’m sure they can help you today.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel …

Young man, i was once in your shoes.
I said, i was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight …

That’s when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There’s a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …

Y-M-C-A … You’ll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-M-C-A … You’ll find it at the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, there’s no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-M-C-A … Just go to the Y-M-C-A.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

Err … rada “subversif” bukan ?? Tapi tetep aja catchy. Nah gimana dong O_0 ??

Ah mungkin ini basbang, tapi gak apa-apa lah :p

Pada suatu hari di suatu bar, masuklah seorang berpakaian perlente dan minum di bar tersebut.
Sang bartender melihat manusia keren tersebut, tertarik dan obrolan pun terjadi.

Bartender: Apa pekerjaan bung?
Tamu: Ooooo saya adalah seorang logic thinker.

Bartender bingung dan bertanya: Apa itu pekerjaan logic thinker ?
Tamu: Wah susah menerangkannya, soalnya memang bukan pekerjaan yang lazim, tapi saya akan beri anda contoh saja, Ok ?
Bartender : Ok !
Tamu : Begini, pertama-tama saya bertanya dulu, apakah anda punya akuarium?
Bartender : O ya, saya punya akuarium besuaaarrr di rumah
Tamu : Nah kalo anda punya akuarium, logisnya anda punya ikan
Bartender : O ya, saya punya ikan berbagai jenis
Tamu : Nah kalo anda punya ikan, anda pasti sayang binatang
Bartender : O ya, betul sekali ! Saya sangat sayang pada binatang
Tamu : Kalo anda sayang binatang, apalagi pada anak anda! Anda pasti sangat menyayangi anak anda
Bartender : Betul sekali (kegirangan) Saya mencintai anak saya lebih daripada ikan
Tamu : Nah logisnya, jika punya anak pasti punya istri
Bartender : Anda kok tahu ? Saya memang punya istri yang cantiiik…
Tamu : Tentu saja saya tahu karena itu semua hanya logis saja
Tamu : Nah sekarang pertanyaan terakhir, jika anda punya istri dan anak, berarti anda tidak impoten ! Betul ?
Bartender : 100% betul saya tidak impoten
Tamu : Nah begitulah kira-kira logic thinker itu…
Bartender : Oooo begitu tho ? Saya ngerti sekarang (sambil takjub)

Lalu setelah tamu itu pergi, datanglah teman si bartender dan bertanya:
Teman : Eh, kamu tadi kok asyik sekali omong apa?
Bartender : Ooo tadi saya membicarakan pekerjaan orang itu sebagai logic thinker
Teman : Apa itu logic thinker ?
Bartender : Begini lho saya terangkan (lagaknya kumat) pertama-tama saya tanya dahulu, kamu punya akuarium ndak ?
Teman : Ndak punya tuh ?
Bartender : (Berseru dengan keras dan pasti) OOO BERARTI ANDA IMPOTEN !!!!!
Teman : lah ???

A lame joke for C++ users, taken from here …

NAME
     stroustrup	- add unnecessary complexity to	language

SYNOPSIS
     volatile char *stroustrup(const char *)

DESCRIPTION
     stroustrup	applies	the classic  European  transformation  on
     succint  grammars.	  The  output  string  removes all useful
     predictability of execution input string.	 Liberal  embell-
     ishments  applied	include	 anthropomorphic suggestions like
     'friend'. Also, the more sexually malformed Freudian  conno-
     tations  like  'private' parts, and pubic,	nay, public parts
     are featured.

     Classically  readable  grammars  may  be  totally	 replaced
     through the creative use of overloading. Features like rede-
     fining '+'	to be '-' result in positive enjoyment	from  the
     output,  and  serve  to increase low life programmer time in
     the search	for meaning.

     Useful overall to mask programming	simplicity, thereby  pro-
     viding  the  unsuspecting	manager	 type  with  an	 image of
     extreme  complexity,  resulting  in  perceived  value  added
     status  for  the  programmer.  Most  often	confused with the
     mathematics library function 'rand'.

Ha ha ha …